Tony Hines went and wrote a book--and what a book! Waking Lazarus begins with eight-year-old Jude Allman drowning under the ice of Duck Lake, Montana. It gets interesting when young Jude awakens with a sheet covering his face, a tag on his toe, and a cold, steel table under his buck naked body.
Tony was nice enough to provide the first chapter, but I suspect his niceness was driven by a deep, abiding sadism. Getting me hooked on the first chapter, then making me buy the book, proves it.
You just wait, Tony! When I get published I'll return the favor.
Even worse, Jim: The book ends so that you'll be forced to buy book two to get the rest of the story. Mwa ha ha!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.