In my Internet travels I've discovered
firearms enthusiasts who instruct viewers in the best weapons and
strategies for killing zombies. At first, I wondered if they knew
something I didn't Then I became convinced that the term “zombies”
is simply a code word for “bad guys” or “intruders” in ones
home.
While that may be partly true, I've discovered a sense in which “the living dead” do literally
exist—and it ain't pretty.
Human beings are born with an incomplete
spirit that can’t counteract basic human badness. We learn to
function in our world through trial-and-error, correcting our
behavior when it earns us enough pain to quit touching that
figurative, hot burner. “Ouch! So that’s
why they call it a figurative, hot burner.”
Most zombies
learn to function fairly well in life, even with an incomplete
spirit. Unlike movie zombies, though, real zombies look like regular
folks. Most of them go to work every day, support their families
well, and a lot of them even go to church. And also, unlike movie
zombies, most real zombies are okay with consuming cooked, dead meat,
and won’t try to take a bite out of your throat.
Movie
zombies and real zombies are alike in only one way: Neither realize
they’re zombies. We human beings share one common trait; all those
who are just like us are okay
in our book, while those who seem different, aren't quite right. So if they were real, the stumbling,
slathering, decomposing, movie zombies would likely see the rest of
us as terminally weird, while the normal-looking, spiritually dead,
everyday real zombies think those Spirit-filled Christians are
terminally weird, likely ‘cause they were bitten by Religiosus
Arachnida
domesticus,
or the dreaded, religious house spider.
You've probably noticed movie heroes have a hard time stopping movie zombies
when they’re hungry—which is all the time. They don’t stop,
first, because it’s not in the script, and if they did, the
director would get all red-faced and yell, “Cut! Zombies don’t
stop until their heads are blown off. Are your
heads blown off? I didn't think so. Shoot the scene again!”
Their second
reason for not stopping, as I mentioned above, would be they’re
always hungry, and a living human being would be dinner’s main
course. That’s the biggest reason I’m glad they’re fake, which
is probably why I mentioned it twice.
Third,
because they would feel no pain. We know that because they stumble
after their intended victims with broken arms and legs flopping
around, and if they were regular, living folks, they’d be rolling
around on the ground in agony from their injuries.
Fourth, you
couldn’t kill them because they’d already be physically dead.
Unlike
the real, spiritually
dead zombies, the fake, movie zombies are supposedly born alive.
Then, when they can’t outrun a staggering, stumbling zombie and it
bites them, they die and turn into new zombies, who somehow look just
as badly decomposed as the old zombies.
If
You Like Scary Movies
Then
you’ll love what
real life has in store for us, as it makes the worst monster movies
seem like a picnic. When spiritual
zombies are born, and that’s all
of us, shaking our tiny fists and squalling our heads off, we have
only our human spirit.
At that point we aren't hopeless, though, because we haven’t yet
learned how to sin, and our loving God makes allowances for innocent
babies. Once we decide to sin on purpose, though, our innocence dies,
and sin keeps looking better all the time.
Remember
how we don’t know we’re spiritual zombies because we seem right
in our own eyes? Now comes the really
bad part: If that situation doesn't change before we die, we’re
all doomed to an eternity in hell, because anyone who has sinned—and
that’s all of us—can’t face the holy God.
All that
leads us to some of the hardest questions we could ever ask: Did God
create us with free will just so we would sin and spend eternity in
hell? Did our choosing to sin take God by surprise? If God is
all-powerful and loving, why didn’t he just prevent sin, and all
the evil it’s caused?
Despite
what spiritual zombies say, God is not
like Doctor Frankenstein, playing with his creation just for giggles.
I never try to second-guess his eternal knowledge, wisdom and
motives, but after hearing lots of skeptical allegations about his
purposes, I've come up with some ideas based on studying his Word
and thinking a lot about who he is.
First,
the Bible says the eternal, self-existent One is the very embodiment
of love: So
we have come to know and to believe the love that God has for us. God
is love, and whoever abides in love abides in God, and God abides in
him.
(1
John 4:16 ESV) That would also explain why we see so little love in
human, religious, political and international relations. You won’t
find God-lovers where there’s strife.
My
second thought isn't based on such strong Biblical ground, but it
combines a number of Biblical ideas: Because God is love, he created
mankind in his own image(Genesis 1:27), so we could love him because
he first loved us(1 John 4:19). Making us in his own image doesn't mean we’re identical to him. It just means he breathed his Holy
Spirit into us and gave us similar strengths, like free will,
knowledge, creativity, and the ability to love. But he didn't make us spiritual zombies; they came later.
Nobody
knows how long our first parents—the only people without
bellybuttons—lived peacefully in the garden of Eden. We know they
lived peacefully because God gave them only one rule: Don’t eat the
fruit of a certain tree, or they would surely die(Genesis 3:3)! Well,
things went along swingingly, you know, like Tarzan and Jane, until
Jane—I mean, Eve—happened by the tree of forbidden fruit when
this smooth-talking snake hissed at her. Meet the very first
spiritual zombie, as he most certainly didn't have God’s Spirit
living in him. Long-story-short, he talked Eve into biting into that
forbidden fruit, and Adam soon followed suit. Meet the very first
poison Kool-Aid drinking lemming, and he wasn't even a Democrat.
Because
of that tragic moment of human weakness, God was forced to withdraw
his Holy Spirit from them—the second and third spiritual
zombies—kick them out of Eden, limit their life-spans, and make
them work for a living. But don’t be too hard on Adam and Eve; if
they hadn’t sinned, you and I most certainly would have.
Surprise,
Or Not
We
tend to think all this took God by surprise, and that his Plan B was
to enlist his Son to come to our rescue. But that idea fails in one
important way: Nothing
takes God by surprise. From time’s first tick, God’s eternal Word
knew he would, though innocent of all sin, one day take the form and
sin-guilt of man, be spat upon, scourged, crowned with thorns and
nailed to a cross. It wasn't Plan B, but all part of God’s
original plan of salvation. Because of his love, God allowed us to
abuse his wonderful gift of free will, then provide us with the means
to be reconciled with him, not through compulsion, but through love,
because he first loved us.
We
were all born spiritual zombies. To become a whole person, fully
alive, we must be born again of God’s Spirit, and reunited with our
creator God. If you see sin in your life and want to change, God’s
Holy Spirit is already talking to you. Just say yes to the new life
God prepared for you from the beginning of time.